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Fixtional Comedy

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.


How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it.


Red Sky at Night, Sailors’ Delight.

A Bear Walks Into A Bar
Bartender goes up to him, “What can I get for ya?” The bear says,
“I’ll take a …………… Beer.” Bartender asks, “What’s up with the pause?
“The bear lifts up his arms to the bartenders face and says,
“These old things?” “I’ve had’em for years!!!”

A man asks a farmer near Stonebridge Golf, “Would you mind if we shave
that slight incline in the road that camouflages the cars just before night?

You see, I have to catch the 5:30 train to Wrightsville Beach
with my new Wave Crusher Bodyboard.”